So his mom is the real life version of Jane Fonda in Monster In Law, and she drives you absolutely bonkers. Don’t go there. Yeah, his dad seems like he’s in the italian mafia and whacks people for a living. Don’t go there, just don’t. When you try to tell him his parents are nutjobs, he’s not going to like it. He’ll feel like he has to pick sides, and for most men- Mommy always wins. Even if he does know she’s a controlling nightmare.
Your Celeb Crush
Fact- we all know that Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum and Zac Efron are drop dead gorgeous. And hell, your guy probably knows it, too. But it’ll just get on his nerves, and maybe even make him a little jealous. No matter what, you don’t want to deal with that, so just spill all your fantasies to your girlfriends.
Fact- we all know that Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum and Zac Efron are drop dead gorgeous. And hell, your guy probably knows it, too. But it’ll just get on his nerves, and maybe even make him a little jealous. No matter what, you don’t want to deal with that, so just spill all your fantasies to your girlfriends.
Why You Were In the Bathroom for Fifteen Minutes
Okay- I’ll just say it. YES- everyone goes number 2. [Except me, I swear] But nothing kills a burnin’ romance faster than discussing what went down on the throne. Even if guys secretly know what you did, lie. Lie ‘til the death of you. Make up some random excuse, like you were doing your hair or fixing your makeup. Lie lie lie lie.
Okay- I’ll just say it. YES- everyone goes number 2. [Except me, I swear] But nothing kills a burnin’ romance faster than discussing what went down on the throne. Even if guys secretly know what you did, lie. Lie ‘til the death of you. Make up some random excuse, like you were doing your hair or fixing your makeup. Lie lie lie lie.
How Long It Takes You To Get Ready
When people say mystery is a key factor in any relationship, this is what I’m talking about. Part of what keeps a spark going is the unknown, which includes your pre-date prep. No guy wants to hear that it took you forty five minutes---- to just do your hair. They don’t want to know the hours you slaved away picking out an outfit, shaving, showering, doing your makeup and hair, etc. They want to think you wake up looking this beautiful, so let them think that.
When people say mystery is a key factor in any relationship, this is what I’m talking about. Part of what keeps a spark going is the unknown, which includes your pre-date prep. No guy wants to hear that it took you forty five minutes---- to just do your hair. They don’t want to know the hours you slaved away picking out an outfit, shaving, showering, doing your makeup and hair, etc. They want to think you wake up looking this beautiful, so let them think that.
Breakouts
Zits can kiss my butt. I mean, they suuuuuuuck. But unless you’re dating a supermodel, guys usually breakout, too. Even if you can spot that monster pimple in the middle of your forehead a mile away, don’t point it out. If you do, your guy will most likely do all of the following:
Zits can kiss my butt. I mean, they suuuuuuuck. But unless you’re dating a supermodel, guys usually breakout, too. Even if you can spot that monster pimple in the middle of your forehead a mile away, don’t point it out. If you do, your guy will most likely do all of the following:
A] Will not stop staring at said monster pimple
B] Attempt to make you feel better, ultimately fail and make you feel more awkward
C] Will not stop staring at said monster pimple
So yeah, just don’t even bother with the whole zituation.
Guys have repeatedly said that they never know what to say when you ask them ‘‘Does this dress make me look fat?’’ Not only do they have sucky responses, they hate it when you ask that. Confidence is sexy. So shake it off, and slowly back away from the skinny jeans.
Time of the Month Details
You and only you need to know when Flo is comin’ to town. I’m gonna go with you should take a pass on chatting about how bloated you feel and that your stomach is eating you alive because your cramps hurt so bad. Got it?
I like this post a lot. The stuff you point out are so true and you back up your opinion with valid reasoning. Good job on keeping it fun and light-hearted.
ReplyDeletethanks erica, means a lot. xx
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