Stage 5 Clingers

So you’ve met a girl or guy who seems pretty fun. You two hang out a few times, you’re hooking up and things are going well. Or, so you think. Soon, you notice your inbox is completely flooded with texts from that one person. When you don’t answer within five minutes, they send something else. When you don’t answer within an hour, you get the frantic phone calls. They always want to know where you are, whom you are with and what you are doing.

Welp, looks like you’ve got a Stage Five Clinger on your hands. 

Signs of Stage Five Clingers

They Think About Marriage... On The First Date

Slow your roll there, hotshot. Especially when it comes to guys. Nothing will freak a man out more than bringing up long term commitments before they’re ready, let alone before they know your last name. Men are more worried about what they’re gonna eat for lunch tomorrow or the score of a football game, not their ‘‘long term goals’’. It’s understandable that you can already feel a strong connection for someone new, but take it easy. If he or she is ready to exchange vows within the first 20 minutes, you’ve got a Stage Five Clinger.

They Never Give You Space

Yes, it is normal to always want to be with your significant other whenever you can. And it’s normal to miss them, too. But it’s really important that you give each other space. If your girl or guy constantly nags or flips when you want to go out with your friends, you’ve got a Stage Five Clinger.

They’re Insecure                                                                                         Constantly being insecure will get you nowhere in a relationship. A huge turnoff for anyone is someone who is depressing and not assure of themselves, or their relationship. If your partner is snooping through your stuff and worried that you’re cheating on them for no good reason, you’ve got a Stage Five Clinger. Be careful- Stage Five Clingers could take you hostage and hold you captive. Sleep with one eye open.